Dear Neighbours,
I hope that this finds you well. It has been our pleasure
these last few months to host your nightly incursions into our garden, and we
were very delighted a few nights back to see your new cub. He looked very well.
I hope you have enjoyed the small snacks and bowls of water
(and the pond) provided for your refreshment. I have reassured other neighbours
and friends, who were sceptical that having so many of you regularly in our
small garden would not cause some problems, that this happily has not been the
case. I appreciate that you need to root in the borders for your food and the
few small plants that I have had to replant have worried me not a jot.
However, I feel that I have to write and voice concern about
the incident on last Thursday night at two o’clock in the morning. As I think
you know, we – the house dwellers - are basically diurnal in habit and hence
the garden-share with you (as you require it mainly at night time) has worked
out well for all of us. I was probably foolish in leaving the bin bag outside,
especially as it had an old peanut sack inside it and some other old and smelly
food items which no doubt drew your attention, but the noise one of you made in
disemboweling the bin bag woke the whole house up! And whichever of you this
was, did not seem the least bit inclined to leave when I shone a torch on him
(or her) and requested this. Indeed, even when I went into the garden ‘Badger X’ seemed loath to leave the sack alone. This was at least somewhat impolite.
Anyway, this is I am sure merely a minor glitch in our
otherwise harmonious and mutually enjoyable relations, and snacks and drinks
were of course provided as usual last night. I hope that these were
satisfactory (and of course the bin bag has been safely stowed to avoid further
temptation).
With kind regards,