|Cheeky and Stripe badger (Stripe is sitting down) - both are easing snacks out from under the plastic dishes.|
There be three Badgers on a mossy stone
Beside a dark and covered way:
Each dreams himself a monarch on his throne,
And so they stay and stay -
From 'The Three Badgers' by Lewis Carroll.
There was a young badger from Bath
Who was always up for a laugh
When she fancied a snack
She rolled on her back
And called for cheese and a half.
Badger limerick by Mark Simmonds